Reasons why you're still single... you watch the Golden Girls

Apparently since it's the only programming that Lifetime has (that and movies about women and their abusive husbands/women and their creepy husband that abducts their kids/women that get abducted by aliens), this show is extremely easy to find on cable.

And due to this, you watch it all the time. By yourself. Without a significant other. And you wonder if Blanche will ever find the man of her dreams.

(That Dorthy is a real skank...)