JustSON at the Movies: What would cause the disaster in 2012

You've probably seen previews for the next big "end of the world" movie by Roland Emmerich thanks to the year 2012. Tsunamis, earthquakes, volcanoes erupting, and I'm assuming some sort of comet strike will happen. Basically it's playing off this ridiculous notion that the world will end in 2012 because the Mayans couldn't come up with a calendar that lasted longer than that.

(Um, maybe they didn't think they'd be around by 2012, or that their civilization would end by 2012. Which it actually ended a whole lot sooner than that)

But what would cause such a disaster like this? Here's my guess...

1. Rush Limbaugh becomes a Democrat.
2. The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl. With Art Shell as coach.
3. Somebody from the Rebel Alliance finds the exhaust ports on the Earth. It's like bulls-eying wamp rats.
4. Google decides to pull out of the search engine business.
5. Canada decides to go to war with Iceland over flannel rights.

Either than or this is a visual representation of John Cusack's career.