November 4, 2009

Why Matt Stairs is a bad ass

For those of you that think everyone in baseball took steroids (except for Derek Jeter) I present to you the curious case of Matt Stairs.

The Phillies hitter not only looks like he belongs at a McDonalds (on a daily basis, large-sizing everything) but he also has facial hair that would make players from the 1970s smirk a little. Anytime he's up to bat during the World Series, I drop everything and watch him for the sheer comedic value.

And then I ran across the quote he said about steroids.

“People are going to have to stop taking this health bulls*** and go back to being chubby and having fun.”

God Bless Matt Stairs.

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