The truth about Robb Akey

- Robb Akey doesn't actually need glasses, he wears them to protect everyone else from his laser vision.

- He once met Chuck Norris after he beat up the former Texas Ranger during a parking ticket arguement.

- Grizzly Bears are afraid to eat out of his Picnic Basket.

- Idaho is now painting a mural in the Kibbie Dome akin to "Touchdown Jesus"... only it will be called "Two-Point Conversion Akey."

- The UN considers Akey a weapon of mass destruction.

- "The Ten Commandments" was actually based on the life and times of Robb Akey.

- The sun sets every night because it's scared to death of Robb Akey