December 2, 2009

Why Vampires Suck... they don't exist

I would just like to tell all these Twilight fans out there a little secret...


You will not find a man out there that has eternal blood lust for you. You will not find a man who will live forever. You won't find a guy that will fight a werewolf for you. You wont find this if you spend more time reading Twilight books than actually going out and try meeting men. Just a thought.

1 comment:

  1. Oh hunny, we don't like Twilight because of the Vampires, per se. We like it because of Robert Pattinson.

    I guess it's kind of like Transformers. Boys say they like it because of the cars, but we all know it's just because of Megan Fox.