Why Farmville is an abomination of the human race...

See this photo to your right? No it is not a screen shot from a 1994 video game for the Super Nintendo. This is a game on Facebook called "Farmville" and is one of the most annoying creations by humankind.

By playing this game, not only are you wasting your life with some crap-tastic 2-D junker game that belongs in the bargin bin at Walmart, but you also fill your friends' NewsFeed up with stupid crap like "Jerry found a new spring chicken egg!" and "Jerry wants you to help him get little Timmy out of the well."

I don't care if you waste you life with the dog-pile of a game, but please, don't drag me along with you...