February 1, 2010

Reasons why you're single... this is your favorite game

Anyone who thinks that a Nintendo DS game is your fast ticket to journalism fame is obviously on crack or 10 years old.

Everybody knows that the way to be successful in journalism is (1) eat every sort of free food in the press box/media room, (2) write bullet-point articles with not-so-amusing jokes that really don't relate to one another and (3) ask bad question during press conferences like "at what point did you realize your team wasn't playing as well you knew they could play when they're playing really good?"

Okay? Great. I just saved you fifty bucks.

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