Apparently I'm stuck in 1997

So one of my good friends today said that my jeans were from 1997, which may or may not have been an insult since I wasn't really paying attention - that happens when you're playing Bejeweled on your phone. However, upon further thought, it does raise a concern since 1997 wasn't the greatest of years. Exhibit 1, the fashion.

Are those sandals... why don't those jeans reach all the way down to the shoes? Oh god... I was wearing 1997 jeans. This is horrible. The 90s seemed like a swell time but let me show you what the front page of Yahoo.com looked like in 1997...

GAH! What is that, it's a just a bunch of links on a white page. Where are the YouTube Videos? Where are the links to Twitter and Facebook? Where are the Widgets for god's sake? It's just the... internet. 1997 was truely a savage age. I mean look at the computers they had back in that year:

Are those floppy disk drives?!?! Where are the flat screens? I can't breathe...

Is that a video game from 1997? I can't tell because all I'm looking at is random blobs on a computer screen. Ugh. How were movies back then?

Shoot me now.