May 27, 2010

Sex is OK at the World Cup

We were worried for the sexual health of World Cup soccer players for a moment.

Argentina's World Cup doctor says the squad will be allowed to sleep with "regular partners...without champagne or other drinks" during the tournament since sex is "not a problem in itself." 

Oh and they'll have hella nice toilets. Got to get rid of the condoms somewhere.

Meanwhile, in case you haven't heard Casey is getting married meaning that sleeping with regular partners without champagne or other drinks is probably going to be frowned upon. No Illegal. Frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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