1. Your bar tab is more than your savings account.
2. Your idea of dressing formerly is a hoodie of your favorite baseball team.
3. The idea of a long day at the office is 15 hours and a stabbing.
4. Homeless people have nicer cars than you.
5. You read the paper and skip over the funnies.
6. You haven't had a day off since you lost your phone after St. Patricks Day and was found in a dumpster three days later going "that was an epic night."
7. Your side career is being a magician.
8. Instead of turning on the radio, you turn on the Police Scanner.
9. You have an Apollo Ohno story.
10. Your diet would make Homer Simpson laugh.
"6. You haven't had a day off since you lost your phone after St. Patricks Day and was found in a dumpster three days later going "that was an epic night."
ReplyDeletehahahahaha sounds all too familiar