Man wins lotto, twice

I saw this and thought, "Seriously!?!?! I can't even win it once and this dude wins it twice! Well poop."

The odds against winning $1 million in the Lottery: Astronomical. How about doing it twice?

It happened to a man from Bonne Terre, Mo., Missouri Lottery officials said Tuesday. Ernest Pullen, 57, won $1 million with a "100 Million Dollar Blockbuster" Scratchers ticket in June. And this month, he won $2 million with a "Mega MONOPOLY" Scratchers ticket.

Pullen, a retired military man who was working at the help desk for a telecommunications company before retiring after the first lottery win, said he considers himself to be a "lucky guy."

Lucky guy is right. Well, we at the Just South of North offices didn't win. So we'll enjoy our dinner of saltine crackers and tap water and wait for the next drawing.