Snooki has a book published, pigs fly

Saw this on Tosh.0's blog, where I also found the herpes pizza photo. My future wife just published her first book...

Daniel Tosh pulled out some excerpts and here is the one that made me laugh out loud, in front of strangers...

"Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

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