Showing posts with label Die Hard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Die Hard. Show all posts

March 8, 2009

Home Video Special: Why Die Hard is a great movie

If you want a textbook example of how to pull of an 80s action movie, then just go out and rent Die Hard. It has the formula down to a science and doesn't involve any slow-mo bullet scenes or a lightsaber - just witty one-liners, blood and explosions.

1. Bruce Willis is a bad ass in the movie. That's never in question. It's like the filmmakers were like "what can we have him do now that will make people crap their pants" - like Jack Bauer but instead or torturing terrorists he just throws them down a flight of stairs and breaks their neck.

2. Carl Winslow is in this movie. As the lone cop that initially responds to the terrorist situation. While not really serving any purpose except telling John McClane to "hang in there" and shaking his head every time the FBI screws up. But it's good to see Reginald VelJohnson use his great acting ability to a higher level than just yelling "Steve!" all the time.

3. Whitty One-Liners
"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."
"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

4. Violence
Yeah they don't pull any punches. And by the way, count how many people in the room go "ewwww' when one of the terrorists gets their kneecaps blown out and they fall face first into a plate glass window.

5. Subtle Humor
It's like it's spoofing itself while actually being a serious movie. Play a drinking game with this movie and set up 80s movies rules with it and guaranteed, you'll be drunk by about halfway through it.

6. Unnecessary Nudity
Like every good 80s movie, it has it.

February 23, 2008

Thank you, Carl Winslow

The man has handled German terrorist Hans Gruber and Steve Urkel. In a world where we're looking for heroes, look no further than Carl Winslow.

His journey of greatness started as a police officer on Christmas Eve, responding to a seemingly harmless call to the Nakatomi Plaza but little did he know that terrorists had taken it over.

He helped equally awesome super badass John McClane stop a plot to steal more than $640 million dollars.

You'd think that after such a heroic act that Winslow would recieve some nice desk job and retire. Instead he moved to Chicago with his family and had to take on the forces of Steve Urkel.

And don't forget this matchup against Carlsbad.

It's hard to find another person that has fought through so much adversity, but Winslow has done it. The world is a better place because of him. With that, I'd just like to thank him.

And show this awesome Die Hard movie video.



Anyone going to Die Hard?