Yesterday the Foxy Lady strip club in Providence, Rhode Island held a job fair. There were about 30 positions that needed filled.
Here's the JustSoN Top 10 of bad jobs at job fairs:
10. Driving instructor: What could be worse than driving with some young punk who doesn't know how? Maybe dieing in that car.
9. Towel boy for a AF2 team: You clean up the sweat of athletes. And not even superstar athletes.
8. Honey Bucket cleaners: Talk about a crappy job. Bad, I know.
7. Lifeguard at nude beach: It's not the hotties that swim in these waters. It's the icky people that do.
6. Daycare worker: babies stink.
5. Carcass Cleaner: Picking up dead oposums on the side of the highways doesn't sound like a fun Monday.
4. Val Kilmer's publicist: the former Batman just got voted worst beach body. Try cleaning that up.
3. Terrorist negotiators: the real Jack Bauer's don't have the sweetest job. Instead it's like a giant game of chess. Checkmate.
2. Exorcist: Demons begone! Please?
1. Spokane Metro Driver: Spokies are scary. And they ride the bus.
