Where the heck have we been?

If you're wondering what the heck Casey and I have been doing for the past week, I'll give you a few options and please feel free to add any more excuses for our blogging laziness.

1. Brandon decided to start an angry girl rock band "The Mad Gingers."

2. Casey has been answering media calls for the Seattle Mariners, which has actually been just one voicemail by an overweight and balding season ticketholder complaining about the rain.

3. Brandon has been in Beijing competing in the trampoline jumping event. He got last place when he landed on his head and shouted out a bunch of curse words that frightened the underaged Chinese gymnastics team.

4. Casey had a case of the munchies, and ended up in the hospital after a bad batch of Sour Patch Kids.

5. Casey was busy filming his cameo in "DareDevil 2" ... he played Ben Afleck's acting ability.

6. Brandon was trying to brush up on his Shakespeare skills and ended up instead watching "Ten Things I Hate About You."

7. Brandon and Casey uncovered a undead mummy who threatened to take over the world. Then they realized it was actually Brendan Fraiser's acting career.

8. Madden '09 came out, nuff said.

9. Brandon realized he was actually a smurf.

10. Casey had gas.