The wonders of paint. Brown grass? Clean it up.

Talk about "going green." In Perris, California, the town has decided that the best way to combat the foreclosing houses is to paint the town green. Well, the lawns anyway.

They have set aside over $2 million in funds to use an "environmentally friendly dye that lasts up to six months" to paint the grass a more appealing color in the hopes of selling the lots.

This got me thinking, what else could be fixed with a simple fixture like paint.

1. Want clean water just pour some bleach in it. No more algae.

2. Skin looking kinda pale, just paint it tan. (Wait, aren't those spray tans?)

3. Have an ugly neighbor? Just put a bag on their head and paint Jessica Alba on it.

4. If you need a cheap tuxedo, just get a shirt with a silkscreen print of one on it.

5. No bathing suit? No problem, just paint one.

6. Just paint over that bald spot. Goodbye male pattern baldness.

7. You're window overlook a garbage dump? Just paint a mountain scene over the window. Now it's like you live in the woods.

8. If your car is staring to look more the color of rust, just paint it. Like new.