How to get away from "that bus talking guy"

We at JustSON have had our share of riding the bus. And there is always that person that gets on just to chat with you, a complete stranger.

In many cases that person is Brandon. He has a knack for being "that talker guy on the bus to Spokane."

So, here are our Top 10 ways to lessen your chance the talker guy sits next to you.

10. Stop showering for a few days. Nobody likes stinky people.

9. Wear an iPod. Hopefully he'll get the hint.

8. Don't wear pants. That's just awkward for everyone.
7. Stare at him as he gets on the bus. Oh, don't forget to mouth, "I love you," over and over.

6. Eat a lot of beans before the bus. Gas smells. See number 10.
5. Lay across the seat. Then he won't have a place to sit.

4. Stare out the window. Never, I repeat NEVER make eye contact.

3. Pick your nose the whole ride. Nose picker!

2. Carry a purple umbrella onto the bus. The whole ride open and close it above you.

1. Scream your day story in detail with lots of obscenities. Today I went to the %^$&#* store! While I was in the (*#&!@ store I found a #$%##@ penny on the ground! It was so ^%$#@!@# shiny! I *&^%$# picked it up of the *&$#% ground!