April 14, 2009

My friend Dylan Kitzan just had a pretty rough night

So JustSON contributor and Unforgivable blogger Dylan Kitzan just had a pretty rough night. He watched his team, the Spokane Chiefs - a team he has season tickets to - get eliminated in the second round of the playoffs after losing game 7, 1-0.

In overtime.

Then there's the Boston Red Sox, a team that Kitzan religiously follows , who lost 6-5 in the 12th inning tonight to the Oakland A's. This drops them to 2-6 on the season and keeps them in dead last of the AL East.

Meanwhile, the Yankees won tonight 7-3.

Again, it's early in the season. But damn. This has not been a good night for the man.

You can help Kitzan recover from what I can only compare this to is breaking up with your girlfriend of five years after she cheated on you with Jason Giambi.

So please. Send beer. Women. A DVD copy of Rocky 4. Some cigars. A small stash of slightly illegal drugs. More beer (Kokanee). And a shot of the strongest liquor you have to Mr. Kitzan's house.

Godspeed.

1 comment:

  1. How in the hell did Gil Velazquez, Chris Carter and Javier Lopez all end up playing in the same non-spring training game for Boston tonight? At least the Chiefs were trying. The A's Single-A farm team could have beaten the Sox tonight, though it would have taken them 14 innings, not 12. No, I'm not bitter.

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