Babe Ruth - He went from hitting 11 home runs in 1918, to 29 in 1919, to 54 dingers in 1920. If that doesn't scream steroids I don't know what does. Sure they hadn't been invented yet, and sure his rise in homers could of had something to do with him switching from pitcher to an everyday position player but he's a Yankee, and that's enough to suspect he was 'roiding up.
Screech - How else could he have kept up with the insane shooting schedule of Saved by the Bell and remain so on top of his awkward dorky game. Roids man, Roids.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - This is their current day rendition. Remember when they were friendly Saturday Morning Cartoons. Now they look like they could rip the pull tab off of that tin-can Shredder. What happen? PEDs happened. And HGH. Or rather TMNTGH.
Gozilla - One minute he's a lizard chilling next to Japan, the next he's a gigantic monster using Tokyo like a cheap movie set for an Al Pacino freak out scene. How did he make the leap - it certainly wasn't radiation, whens the last time they dropped a bomb near Japan? Oh... sorry... too soon.
This guy I went to school with, Joel Willits - I seriously went to college with this guy. Same exact guy. This is him. Joel Willits. EWU Grad. Here's is his Twitter Page. Now apparently he moonlights as a baseball player by the name of "Lance Berkman" and he only way I can think of his transformation is steroids. Same guy. Look at his twitter page and a photo of Lance Berkman. I'm just saying.
Ghandi - You're telling me he went 90 days without food and that was natural? That guy was injecting himself in the butt with some many things that Jose Conseco would have said "Whoah man, maybe we should reconsider this?" I mean look at that photo, if that isn't a perfect example of A-Rodesque B**** T*** than I don't know what is.
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