Showing posts with label Steroids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steroids. Show all posts

July 30, 2009

JustSON writer on steroids

Since apparently everyone has done steroids, I've become very suspicious towards Casey.

You see the photo to the right? This is how Casey looked five years ago when he went to school at Eastern Washington University. Now I don't want to make an accusations or anything because he never tested positive for drugs during his college career but this does bring up a red flag.

I'd also like to point out that Casey was known to dabble in professional wrestling and was quite the power hitter in office softball games. Even though I was the one that put on 40 pounds between my freshman year of college and now - I would also like to state that in office softball games I couldn't get the thing out of the outfield and I have more chins that Ken Griffey Jr.

Casey = PEDs, Brandon = Hot Pockets.

Question though, if Casey is indeed on the roids, who lives longer?

More bad news about the Red Sox

I guess we saw this coming and I guess it's not 100 percent credible since the source isn't official but "lawyers with knowledge of the results"...

Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, the sluggers who propelled the Boston Red Sox to end an 86-year World Series championship drought and to capture another title three years later, were among the roughly 100 Major League Baseball players to test positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003, according to lawyers with knowledge of the results.

Weren't these tests supposed to be anonymous? Whatever, it doesn't really bug me that much since the amount of steroid use all around baseball was off the charts anyways, this doesn't really tarnish the championships of the Red Sox.

And if any Yankee fan wants to say otherwise, should I start listing off the great Yankee players that tested positive for steroids as well. Lets just say the great New York Dynasty of the 90s was fueled by needles and chemicals. Now lets get ready for all those sports writers on Around the Horn to start thumping their chests about steroids and morality and crap like that.

Even though they wont mention that the Steel Curtain of the 1970s was as about 'roided up as you can get. Love these NFL suck-ups.

June 29, 2009

Yankees change their uniforms

Here's the new Yankees cap for the rest of the season. I like it. What do you think?

May 11, 2009

Baseball writers have 'roid rage

Listen. I get it. 

Steroids are cheating. They're immoral. The game of baseball is not pure with players using them. But to be honest, when has the game been pure?

The L.A. Times came out with this rambling editorial about how the apathy of fans to steroids is troubling.

(I'm glad that's troubling and not the fact that our free media sees A-Rod's tipping habits at Hooters a bigger deal than him tipping pitches to opponents.)

Hmmm
, maybe it's because the media has shoved it down our collective throats? And now you're blaming us, the fans, for it? Weren't you the ones with Sosa and McGwire-gasms back in the day?

And is it me, or is the baseball media the last party involved to actually figure out that players were using steroids? They're like the guy at the party that doesn't realize things are winding down so he ends up sitting on the couch drinking Keystone all night while everyone is either making out in the corner and trying the shoo him out the door.

But for the media to take the moral high ground, when they're the same entity that builds guys up and breaks them down based on performance, is ridiculous. When juicing spells the difference between millions of dollars in your next contract, and the guy in the other clubhouse who will be pitching against you is doing it, morals go right out the window.

Ask anyone normal person if they were in a position to take steroids and make millions of dollars, they'd probably do it. You'd be stupid not to. In fact, if someone said they wouldn't compromise their morals they're lying. Blatently.

And if you want to talk about pure baseball... well what about baseball before it allowed African-Americans to play the game? Baseball before the designated hitter? Baseball during WWII when the talent was so watered down I could probably play third base? How can we really count those eras of "pure baseball." 

I mean, there's no way Babe Ruth plays in this modern era of baseball. He would have been more likely to be Joe, the hot dog vendor.

Don't tell me that the golden era players wouldn't take steroids if given the chance. They wanted to win and be successful like today's players and they would have done it, no question. Heck, Ty Cobb was a card-carrying racist, and even charged into the stands Ron Artest style and beat the crap out of a fan. Apparently that's cool for baseball writers.

But somebody who's been outed as a steroid user in an entire era of steroid users probably wont get a sniff of the Hall of Fame now. Problem is, we don't know definitively who took them and who didn't. It's a complete wash. It's now who every the media decides to go after and who Selena Roberts decides to write a book about.

So L.A. Times, and baseball media in general, don't tell me I'm a terrible person for being apathetic towards steroids when you're sensationalizing and obviously benefiting from this scandal. You're as hypocritical as them come.

And why do you look the other way when if comes to the NFL? Just wondering guys....

Other people that did steroids

Sure people are making a fuss about Manny and A-Rod doing steroids but what about these people...


Babe Ruth - He went from hitting 11 home runs in 1918, to 29 in 1919, to 54 dingers in 1920. If that doesn't scream steroids I don't know what does. Sure they hadn't been invented yet, and sure his rise in homers could of had something to do with him switching from pitcher to an everyday position player but he's a Yankee, and that's enough to suspect he was 'roiding up.

Screech - How else could he have kept up with the insane shooting schedule of Saved by the Bell and remain so on top of his awkward dorky game. Roids man, Roids.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - This is their current day rendition. Remember when they were friendly Saturday Morning Cartoons. Now they look like they could rip the pull tab off of that tin-can Shredder. What happen? PEDs happened. And HGH. Or rather TMNTGH.


Gozilla - One minute he's a lizard chilling next to Japan, the next he's a gigantic monster using Tokyo like a cheap movie set for an Al Pacino freak out scene. How did he make the leap - it certainly wasn't radiation, whens the last time they dropped a bomb near Japan? Oh... sorry... too soon.

This guy I went to school with, Joel Willits - I seriously went to college with this guy. Same exact guy. This is him. Joel Willits. EWU Grad. Here's is his Twitter Page. Now apparently he moonlights as a baseball player by the name of "Lance Berkman" and he only way I can think of his transformation is steroids. Same guy. Look at his twitter page and a photo of Lance Berkman. I'm just saying.

Ghandi - You're telling me he went 90 days without food and that was natural? That guy was injecting himself in the butt with some many things that Jose Conseco would have said "Whoah man, maybe we should reconsider this?" I mean look at that photo, if that isn't a perfect example of A-Rodesque B**** T*** than I don't know what is.