May 14, 2009

Reasons why you're still single... After the new Star Trek movie...

(1) You immediately start looking for a green-skinned woman to date.
(2) You start talking into your cell phone like Kirk talks into his communicator.
(3) You make warp sounds when driving.
(4) You look up IMDB to make sure that Spock's mother was in fact Winona Ryder.
(5)You sent you're application to the Navy saying "Look, I know you don't have starships yet, but when you do, I'm totally in."

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