1. You refer to people that play World of Warcraft as internet posers, and think that you shouldn't need to pretend to be a night elf in order to right a blog about being a night elf.2. You twitter that you're on Twitter.
3. You're friends know you as that "LOL CATZ" person.
4. The internet was out for an hour one time, you can't remember what you did when your brain blacked out. You did however wake up with somebody's baby in the closet and a chimpanzee in doctor's clothing clanging pots and pans in the kitchen.
5. When you say "Dark Ages" you're referring to Dial-up. When you say "The 80s" you're referring to when your computer modem only transferred 80k at a time.
6. When you make out with your girlfriend, "Numa Numa" has to be playing in the background.
7. When people lament about how the internet is killing newspapers, you say "yeah, we showed those bastards."
8. You haven't been out of your house since Will Ferrell put out a good movie.
9. You think Canada is actually just a state in the US where they end all their web addresses with .ca.
10. You've watched an entire episode of Star Trek on You Tube. On a Friday Night. In your mother's basement. With your girlfriend. Who's actually just a stuffed Chewbacca doll.
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