June 25, 2009

Reasons why you're still single... Josh Heytvelt

You see Josh Heytvelt at a SportsClips near Northtown and instead of calmly taking it like a grain of salt, you start wiggling like a little girl, walking around and trying to get a better look at him to make sure that he is in fact Josh Heytvelt.

Once it's established... via a Minnesota Timberwolves workout t-shirt (a clue to the upcoming NBA draft?) and Gonzaga shorts (how cliche), you return to your seat and proceed to watch him get up, pay for his hair cut and get accosted by an old man oogling as much as you are.

"Six-five?" the old man asks.

"No, six-eleven actually" says Heytvelt as he has to duck to get out of the door.

You then follow that up with a text "I get to sit in Josh Heytvelts hair-clippings!"

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