July 8, 2009

Good Morning Mariner fans! Who's ready to trade?

11-4 loss to the Baltimore Orioles last night. Looks like the Mariners might be sellers after all before the trade deadline. Here's what's up for grabs for teams that are interested...

1. The Mariner Moose - he's had a down season anyways.
2. The deed to Safeco Field - I mean, it's time for the Mariners to play at Qwest Field anyways.
3. A half-dozen Starbucks stores.
4. Carlos Silva?!?! Anyone... we'll throw in a couple of Seagals. NO ONE? WHAT?!!!
5. Ken Griffy Jr.'s fourth chin.

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