September 9, 2009

Guess what I'll be doing tomorrow?

1. Stomping on terrible towels.

2. Making bad and inappropriate jokes about Big Ben's current legal situation.

3. Wearing my Titans gear, complete with a very interesting set of socks. (Coming up next on "Reasons why you're still single...)

4. Writing my 500-page book about how the 1970s Pittsburgh Steelers were on 'roids.

5. Debating whether or not I want to name my first child LenDale White Hansen or Michael Roos Hansen ... or Rodney Stuckey Hansen. It's a toss up.

6. Throw Busch Light cans every time they flash the Pittsburgh Steelers Super Bowl wins graphic.

7. Watch TITANS-STEELERS, Thursday night, NBC.

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