The NFL Playoffs in photos

I'm sure you were amazed as much as me about the unremarkable first round of the NFL playoffs, here are some photos from the games this weekend.

This is how I do the pledge of allegiance, BI-ATCHES!!!

Where the hell is Peter Griffin when you need him?

Well damn, these scratch tickets aren't worth a damn thing...

These are the new concussion proof helmets.

A rare sight! A Bengals fan that's under 300 pounds!

The Patriots score is WHAT? Oh nooooo, I'm never listening to my Boston Bookie ever again.