May 8, 2010

More tasered fans! Oh goody!

I hope we have more tasering during sports. In fact, lets start tasering players. If a closer blows a save, tase his butt. If somebody gets PI during a big football game, zap the heck out of him. Although lets not do it too much because I still want people to heckle Tiger Woods.

A drunken golf fan got the shock of his life Friday when cops Tasered him after he refused to stop heckling Tiger Woods on the 11th hole of The Players Championship.

Travis Parmelee, 36, of Jacksonville, Fla., was charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest, officials said.

Security guards at the Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., tournament told Parmelee to stop yelling several times before calling the sheriff, who dispatched deputies to make an arrest.

Capt. Dave Messenger said officers attempted to calm Parmelee down, but he became more combative. When they tried to take Parmelee into custody, he resisted - and was Tasered once.

Oh and Tiger is -4, tied for 45th place. FAAANTASTIC.

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