Hope you're ready for the Lions to suck this year

Calvin Johnson has been named the cover guy for Madden this season. In the unveiling on ESPN, they had Cam Newton and Johnson together on camera and I couldn't help but notice Cam Newton doing cartwheels after he wasn't picked. I mean wouldn't you be happy to learning you won't have a sophomore slump or season-ending injury? May god be with you Calvin Johnson...

He joins a long line of these guys...

Yep, Calvin Johnson is boned...