Marge Simpson in playboy

The Simpsons are celebrating their 20th anniversary this year. And to celebrate, Marge is taking it all off.

Seriously.

I heard this on the radio this afternoon and thought it was a joke. But nope:

Sources tell E! Online's Mark Malkin today that Marge Simpson, that blue-haired bundle of pent-up sexual energy, will be naked on the November cover of Playboy magazine to mark the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons."

This is something that Hugh Hefner had teased Twitter followers in August. "Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy," he tweeted.

Marge will apparently get her own three-page pictorial inside, though there will still be a human Playmate featured in the issue, too.

Oh gosh. What is this world coming too?

How I know I'm old

Just a few months removed from graduation I can see it's only downhill from here. Here's a couple of signs I might as well get the tombstone payment plan down.

- I'm in a bowling league, getting beat by an 80-year old woman with a limp and hair that reminds your of Marge Simpson.

- The highlight of my week is the College football pick em' game I play on ESPN.

- I watch the local news, because you know, I want to know whats going on in the neighborhood.

- I refer to high schoolers as those "meddling kids"

- Drinking gives me hangovers. I don't like hangovers anymore. Therefore I'm thinking about switching to Milwaukee's Best Light.

- My knees crack more than the US economy.

- I find myself doing the whole "this place has changed so much" monologue... for Cheney, Spokane and Chewelah. It gets really sad when I drive by empty buildings and remember what business use to be in there.

- I like reading old newspaper articles.

- I quote John Wayne.

- 10:30 is getting a little late for me unless I'm at work.

- The highlight of my mornings is getting coffee.

- All I want to do is go fishing or hunting.

- Movies are too violent and have too much sex in them these days.