Showing posts with label Wold Market. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wold Market. Show all posts

December 9, 2008

Stores you wont see guys in

I've noticed that when I go to the mall, there's like three or four stores that I actually go in to shop. Usually it's either movie or sports related, and then Steve and Barry's. Because I love eight dollar shoes.

Some stores I don't even step foot in namely because it wasn't meant for me, because I'm a guy. As guys, we can probably get the majority of our needs at Walmart, Texaco and Big R. That's the main reason you wont see us in these stores...

Ross Dress for Less - Discount clothes shopping at its best. You'll see guys get taken in here with their girlfriends and they'll never return. One man once described this place as a "Frugal froo-froo shopping hell."

Fabric store - Seriously? What do guys need fabric for? Have you ever noticed how single guys usually sleep on one sheet that isn't even tucked in under the bed, and a blanket that was probably handed down to them from a generation of their family that crossed the American frontier. Or maybe that's just me.

Wet seal - ugh.

Bath and Body Works - This mecca to all things that smell pleasant and unmanly is basically a glorified exercise in lotion and bars of soap. Give me a bar of Irish Spring and I'm good to go.

Petco - Dog needs a collar? I'll make it out of a fan belt.

World Market - Imports are for sissies.

Please add your own suggestions!