Reasons why you're still single... that baseball fan

They've repeated the following...

"A baseball game is actually 10 innings, see it's marked right there on the scoreboard."

"You know I really think the Washington Nationals have a change this year, if they get the right production out of their bullpen the possibilities are endless."

"So when do they get to kick a field goal?"

"Man, the mascot loves it when I punch it in the groin section!"

"Does my Yankee hat go well with my Tampa Bay jersey?"

"You know if I were the manager, I wouldn't have turned the double play there..."

"I love the Macarena!"

Sigh...