June 30, 2009

Reasons why you're still single... that baseball fan

They've repeated the following...

"A baseball game is actually 10 innings, see it's marked right there on the scoreboard."

"You know I really think the Washington Nationals have a change this year, if they get the right production out of their bullpen the possibilities are endless."

"So when do they get to kick a field goal?"

"Man, the mascot loves it when I punch it in the groin section!"

"Does my Yankee hat go well with my Tampa Bay jersey?"

"You know if I were the manager, I wouldn't have turned the double play there..."

"I love the Macarena!"

Sigh...

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