How to know if your car is falling apart

- Bailing twine is somehow holding it together in some places that screws and bolts are needed. The twine is quickly replaced by duct tape.

- People can hear your car whistling from miles away.

- Individuals walking down the side of the road are going faster than you.

- You fill up on oil more often than you fill up on gas.

- You can't tell if your engine is running or a grown tiger is being killed under the hood.

- Your check engine light has been on so long it's burnt an outline on the plastic cover.

- Children mistake your car for a thunderstorm rolling in.

- You can't determine what model your car is through the smoke.

Things I saw on my drive today

I now have an hour drive to work, and therefore an hour drive home everyday. My route takes me through some interesting sections of the suburbs of Seattle.

Here are some of the things I saw today:

1. A bum holding a sign on the corner that read, "I will dance if you give me money." I threw him a nickel. He did a short jig. I hope I see this guy every morning.

2. A lady in a park walking 9 small dogs. They had all ran around her and tangled up. It was pretty good.

3. Some guy in the same park doing yoga in only a speedo. I am avoiding that park from now on.

4. Lots of construction. Speaking of which, I have a question. Is it a necessity that if you are going to hold the "slow/stop" sign you must look pissed off? Cause I saw 10 of the said individuals today, and each one looked like they wanted to kick my fender.

5. A squirrel.

6. The Burger King. He was driving by me in a Cadillac. No joke. I couldn't even make this stuff up.

7. I also think I saw that guy from the Adam Sandler movies. You know. This guy.

8. A lady with really really big hair. I mean, it consumed the interior of her car.

9. A Spokie on Interstate 90 with a sign that read, "Spokane or bust."

10. A guy fixing a flat tire. He didn't have AAA. That means he was capable of changing his own tire. He didn't need any help. Give him another man-card.

JustSON Product Review: Yakima King Joe 2 Bike Carrier

I recently purchased a new mountain bike (I'll review that later this week once I get to take it out on the trail) and since I drive a Dodge Neon I needed a way to carry it.

My dad has a trailer hitch mount bicycle rack on his car. The main complaint that he had about this form of bike rack was that it was pretty unstable. Because of the 1 1/4 inch mount to the 2 inch rack he has to use an adapter. The adapter adds length and some wiggle.

For what I will be using my rack for we decided the best rack would be a trunk mounted one. This way I could take it off and since I didn't drive a Subaru I wasn't going for a roof rack.

I only needed a rack that would haul two bikes and I looked at the various models out there. After reading some reviews on the models (some people who used them obviously didn't know how to follow directions but I'll get to that more in a minute) I opted for the Yakima King Joe 2 Bike Carrier.

I purchased the carrier at REI last week and got to try it out on Friday for the first time. I was carrying two bikes. My old school, weighs almost as much as my car mountain bike, and my street bike.

I found that the bike rack was very easy to install and the pads that rested on my trunk didn't scratch my car. There are six straps that connect to various points on the trunk. Two up, two down and two to the side. After tightening the straps there was no wiggle in the rack.

The rubber holders on the bar for the bikes to be strapped on are great too. They open up to add extra support on the bike frame with three separate straps to hold the bike snugly to the rack.

I drove just over 50 miles on Friday over a very windy and curvy road. I kept my eyes on the rack for any movement in the bikes. When I got home I found that the straps were just as tight as when I left and the bikes hadn't moved at all.

This is a great trunk mounted bike rack especially for the price. It runs $135.00 at REI. But I got it at the anniversary sale so saved a good chunk of change.

I've only used it for that trip and some smaller ones of about 15 miles each, but have yet to have any problems.

The negative reviews that I have read about it seem to be more user error than product error. Most of them talk about the straps being loose and lots of movement before they even started driving. I believe that is due to the user not tightening the straps. Another review said they didn't like that it could be removed from the trunk. To this I say, "You bought a REMOVABLE bike rack!" That's not the products fault, that is the users fault.

It is also great because this model not only fits my car, but also my fiance's 2008 Dodge Avenger. She has a spoiler on her car and the Yakima King Joe 2 allows for clearance over the spoiler. You can also open the the trunk with the rack still in place.

I give it a review of five stars for trunk mounted bike racks.

Epic Video: Defrosting your car

Well, it is snowing like mad across Washington. And in honor of the event. Here is a great wintertime video.