Showing posts with label Eddie Murphy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eddie Murphy. Show all posts

July 14, 2009

Movies I really regret watching...


So one of my friends said we should watch this because he basically broke up with his ex because she liked this movie and he though it was the most f-ed up thing he'd ever seen. After watching the movie. I agree. Lets just say burning bodies aren't exactly my idea of enjoyment.


Okay, Rocky 5 and 6 NEVER HAPPENED. Can Nike seize the film canisters and hide them somewhere.


Remember when Eddie Murphy was making Beverly Hills Cop and was like the most popular human being on earth. What exactly happened?


(Sigh) This was a mistake.


Vin Diesel actually doesn't do any acting in this movie. He just stares at the camera for an hour and a half flexing, which doesn't quite work with his double chin.

I actually just typed in "Air Bud 4" and this came up. That's right, four movies have been made involving a golden retriever that plays sports. Ladies and Gentlemen, America!

June 12, 2008

Epic Photo: Celebrities at the NBA Finals


What are they thinking in this picture?

Sylvester Stallone -- HEY UH WAAAAA, HOLD YEAH, ADRRRIEEENEEEE, HEY YA KNOW? I LIKE KITTY KATS. WHOAH, DRAGGGGOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Eddie Murphy -- Man these are great seats, I'm sitting right next to Steven Spielberg, maybe I can get in one of his movies and revive my flatlining career. Or at least something that doesn't include me providing a voice for a talking Donkey.

Steven Spielberg -- I got it! Eddie Murphy as Indiana Jones' son in Indy 5. It's golden. I can do anything I want because I'm Steven Spielberg and people will still come and watch my movies. It's genius.