Since everyone pretty much wants 2008 to leave and not wave goodbye, lets run down what celebrities are doing for new years resolutions...
Charles Barkley - Dropping D-Wade from my Top-5 and adding Rodney
Stuckey. Also should probably
avoid any speakeasys while I'm at it.
Al Gore - Forget American Politics, I'm going to push my agenda of Man-Bear-Pig
onto the Church of England now. Woo
doggie!
Vladimir Putin - I need to figure out which country I should invade first. Really, Alaska is looking pretty nice at the moment.
George W. Bush - Finish up Halo 3, I've been playing it so much these past couple months I really need to finish up before I have to go back to work with that
inauguration thingy.
Gov. Rod Blogojevich - Hmmm, I really need to act like a bigger
douchebag.
Brett Favre - To confuse people to no end about whether or not I'm going to retire this off-season.
Tony Romo - To win a Super Bow... oh wait.
Nevermind.
Rick Reilly - To finally put an end to Bill Simmons' non-journalist ways. HE'S A BLOGGER! A BLOGGER! Meanwhile, I'm an 800-word quirky story stud. NOT A BLOGGER. BILL SIMMONS IS A BLOGGER!
Obama, despite all efforts by FOX to keep the first pitch away from the view of the American public due to crafty camera angels - barely got it to home plate and Albert Pujols had to scoot up to catch it. So what, I've seen a lot worse. A LOT WORSE.
Now say what you want about Dubya but he could pitch and he could fire it right down the middle. In fact, looking at this photo you can see a tag. I'm pretty sure that's Dubya's baseball card.
