How can you resist the power of chicken McNuggets? These little bundles of you are bite-sized and absolutely delicious to pop in your mouth. They have a strange, strange affect on people too - A woman called 911 after her local McDonalds had run out of McNuggets.
A medical emergency for sure.
When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." Goodman noted, "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, "this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."
You know, I was at McDonalds the other night and the guy at the drive-thru told me that all transactions had to be cash because their system was down. Luckily I had a couple bucks in my wallet, otherwise I would have called 911 at one in the morning to resolve this issue - instead, I chowed down on fries and a double cheeseburger.
Now if you will excuse me, my office chair has apparently decided to adhere itself to my very large butt.
