Zombie wedding

And here I thought all the weirdos lived in Portland.

SEATTLE - The bride wore white - stained with blood. The groom was disemboweled. And the wedding party lurched and stumbled through the ceremony, some holding detached body parts.

It was a zombie wedding, held at the first annual ZomBCon Saturday night at Seattle's Experience Music Project.

The "zombies" weren't the actual living dead. But the ceremony was the real thing.

Oh my. Why didn't I think of this? Oh right, cause I'm not crazy.

Worst zombies ever

I've decided that if the zombie apocolypse were to hit, I'd rather face these types of zombies than the normal kind of blood thirsty zombies.

Zombies in Scooters - You can usually hope for the scooters to run out of batteries, however, there is a chance that the zombies could get out of their scooters and run, but then you're dealing with the next kind of zombie...

Fat, Lazy Zombies - These zombies will usually chase you for like forty yards, get tired and go to Walmart for some jerky.

Stoner Zombies - Unless of course, you're a leafy substance.

Al Gore Zombie - Also known as Vice-President Gore. Usually harmless unless you mention global warming and man bear pig.

Game Show Host Zombie - Usually he'll give you three choices, your brains being eaten through your nose, your limbs getting eaten first or a brand new car! Do yourself a favor and take the car.

Hippie Zombies - Same as the stoner zombies except that you can smell them from miles around.

Canadian Zombies - You can spot them because they're the zombies with mullets and Molson Ice.

Squirrel Zombies - Run them over with cars, nuff said.

Casey's guide to surviving a zombie invasion

Perhaps you've seen Casey's videos "The Northern Rangers" where he goes around doing amazing hikes, bike rides and even a little spelunking. While thats all fine and dandy, he forgot to convert his plan of surviving a zombie invasion to video.

You see, Casey plans for everything, including the the rising of the undead.

Step 1 - Do away with zombie fiancee. (She was actually a zombie before the invasion started)

Step 2 - Gather Supplies... Shotguns. Flares. A large assortment of sharp things. A can of Raid. Google Phone. Windows Vista. A copy of Season 1 of How I Met Your Mother. Bible. Holy Water. More Shotguns. Dynamite. Portable NES.

Step 3 - Find a suitable fortress to fight against the Zombie Invasion.

(That will totally do. AWESOME....)

Step 4 - Do away with lifeless corpses in the stadium that could potentially turn into zombies...

Step 5 - Recruit group of zombie-fighting survivors...

1. Bill O'Reilly - because who would want to eat his brains?
2. Mike Tyson - he's accustomed to things that bite human flesh.
3. Randy Johnson - did you see what he did to that bird?
4. Jenna Jamison - she knows a thing or two about handling stiff, scary looking things.
5. Paul Wulff - he's been dealing with zombies the entire football season.

Step 6 - Wait for this guy to kill all the zombies...


ZOMBIE INVASION OVER.

Epic Photo: Caution Zombies Ahead!

Caption from Spokesman.com:

In this photo provided by Chris Nakashima-Brown, an electronic road sign is seen in Austin, Texas on Monday. Two electronic signs intended to warn motorists of construction near the intersection of Lamar and Martin Luther King boulevards were changed yesterday by
hackers.

I saw this on the news as well, it also said "Caution, Nazi Zombies Ahead" but apparently that's not something you want to post online :D.