October 29, 2010
Journey on the Wild Coast
In June 2007, Bretwood Higman and Erin McKittrick walked out of Seattle heading north. Twelve months and 4,000 miles later, they came to a stop at the end of the Aleutian Islands chain, having made their way by foot, pack raft, and skis. The trip was ostensibly about raising awareness of conservation issues, but the underlying reason, says Erin, was to bite off a huge challenge.
August 13, 2010
Mount Rainier still 14,411 feet tall
Recently there has been speculation that Mount Rainier has been measured incorrectly in the past. The most recent measurement had came in 1988.
This year the Land Surveyor's Association of Washington set out to measure the height of Washington's tallest peak using newer GPS technology.
A team of nine surveyors carried GPS units to the summit of Mount Rainier. The GPS units, which weighed about two pounds, connected to 45 satellites. This is very different compared to the 1988 measurement that had 140 surveyors and over 40 pounds of GPS units.
And their results?
"The new elevation came in at only a few inches different than the previous observations," said Larry Signani, team geodesist for all three expeditions. "The published value will remain at 14,411 feet."
At least we know that the mountain has shrunk. No matter the height, it still is a stunning mountain.
National Park free weekend
This weekend, August 14 and 15, the National Park Service will waive entrance fees to help encourage all Americans to visit the national parks. "This fee-free weekend provides an opportunity for individuals and families alike to take an affordable vacation or to explore a nearby park they have never visited before," Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar said. "I encourage everyone to take advantage of the free admission to visit not only our greatest natural wonders but also our nation's historic and cultural icons."
Also, please note that the fee waiver is only for the entrance fees. Any camping fees, reservation fees and special bus tour fees are still in place.
August 9, 2010
Pacific Northwest Trail

I came across a hike for anyone wanting to experience the Northwest. It's called the Pacific Northwest Trail.
The Pacific Northwest Trail stretches 1,200 miles, between Washington and Montana and was designated in 2009.
The trail begins in the Olympic National Park in Washington and ends in Glacier National Park in Montana.
Being so new, the trail doesn't have a "designated" route yet and hikers must navigate forest trails, highways, logging roads, city streets and even a ferry.
According to an article by Terry Richard of the Oregonian, it will take years -- perhaps decades -- before a formal route is surveyed and marked.
But just how many years could that be? Richards says in his article that, trails are works in progress. As an example, the Pacific Crest Trail was conceived in 1932, designated by Congress in 1968 and officially completed in 1993. Even now, the trail gets rerouted as storms damage sections, or as land ownership issues are resolved.
Imagine the views that you will have though. From the coast of Washington to the Rocky Mountains. All with desert, forests and rivers in between.
The Portland office of the U.S. Forest Service has been charged with the task to coordinate official designation of the route. I'll keep you updated as the route is designed.
July 31, 2010
Climber summits Mount Rainier for 500th time
I saw this on The Adventure Guys blog. Pretty amazing.At 6:10 this morning George Dunn stepped onto the 14,411-foot summit of Mount Rainier and into the record books.
The 56-year-old guide and director of Ashford’s International Mountain Guides became the first person to successfully climb the mountain 500 times.
Dunn and the six other members of his party left Ingraham Flats at about 11,000 feet shortly after midnight and battled less-than-optimal weather conditions on the way to the summit.
Completing the summit with Dunn was his 16 year-old son, his wife and Phil Ershler. This was Ershler's 440th time summiting Mount Rainier.
Dunn holds the record for the most summits of Mount Rainier and becomes the first to reach 500. Ershler, who completed this summit with Dunn, is number two with 400.
Only eight people have ever made it more than 300 times. The other five people are:
Craig Van Hoy, 378
Paul Maier, 371
Jason Edwards, 314
Gary Talcott, 304
Robert Link, 301
July 21, 2010
Mount Rainier Wonderland Trail Preview 3
It's time for preview number three of the Wonderland Trail.
The Northern Rangers take off on our great Wonderland Trail adventure tomorrow.
The last two days I've previewed the history and facts about the Wonderland Trail and about wilderness permits and campgrounds on the trail.
Today I'll cover the gear that we'll be packing on the trip.
Gear for the trip
Like any mountain, the weather on Mount Rainier can change very quickly. And storms are a normal occurrence. Because of this, we have to plan ahead and use the Boy Scout motto. Be Prepared.
Here's what we will be bringing on the trip:
BACKPACK
- 1 backpack
- 1 backpack rain cover
- 2 long sleeved shirts (synthetic, polyester material)
- 1 pair of hiking pants (Bear Grylls style)
- 1 pair of hiking shorts
- 3 pairs of underwear
- 4 pairs of smart wool socks
- 3 pairs of liner socks
- 1 pair of hiking boots (pre-broken in)
- 1 pair of sandals (or camp shoes)
- 1 brimmed hat
- 1 fleece
- 1 raincoat
- 1 stocking hat
- fleece gloves
- 1 pocket knife
- 1 first aid kit
- 1 stainless steel water bottle
- 1 headlamp (spare battery)
- 1 compass
- emergency blanket
- 1 canister bear spray
- trekking polls
- map
- small journal and pencil
- wallet-sized waterproof container (put in cash, credit card and photo ID)
- 1 roll duct tape
- 1 camp stove
- gas for stove
- waterproof matches
- food (enough for trip, plus two emergency meals)
- water filter
- 1 heavy duty plastic spork
- snacks
- Gatorade powder
- 1 cooking pot
- 1 tent (mine is REI quarter-dome three backpacking tent)
- 1 sleeping bag (temperature according to area)
- 1 sleeping pad (foam inside for insulation)
- 1 travel pillow
- 1 tube toothpaste
- 1 toothbrush
- 1 roll toilet paper
- 1 stick deodorant
- 1 container dental floss
- 1 bottle fashwash
- hand sanitizer
- quick-dry towel
- 1 bottle sunscreen
- 1 bug spray
July 20, 2010
Mount Rainier Wonderland Trail Preview 2
Welcome to the second preview of the Wonderland Trail.
The Northern Rangers set off on our adventure later this week.
Until then, here's today's preview about how to obtain permits for the hike, as well as the campgrounds on the trail.
Wilderness Permits and Campgrounds
Wilderness permits are required for overnight camping year-round. These permits help to disperse traffic and keep track of users of the trail.
To obtain your permit, you must submit your application early. The first day the park starts accepting them is March 15 each year. However, the rangers don't begin processing permits until April 1. The way it works is all of the permits received between March 15 and April 1 are processed first, then the permits are gone through by date received after April 1.
For more information on how to apply for a permit visit the Mount Rainier National Park Wonderland Trail permit web site.
The Wonderland Trail has eighteen wilderness camps and three non-wilderness camps. Each campsite has designated tent sites, a vault toilet and water nearby (aka creek, river, stream).
The Mount Rainier National Park site lists each of the campsites and their elevation.
Hiking from Longmire in a clockwise direction, they are:
- Pyramid Creek- (no group site) 3,765 feet
- Devil's Dream- 5,060 feet
- South Puyallup River- 4,000 feet
- Klapatche Park- (no group site) 5,515 feet
- North Puyallup River- 3,750 feet
- Golden Lakes- 5,130 feet
- South Mowich River- 2,605 feet
- *Mowich Lake Campground- 4,929 feet
- Ipsut Creek Campground- 2,330 feet
- Carbon River- 3,195 feet
- Dick Creek- (no group site) 4,185 feet
- Mystic Camp- 5,570 feet
- Granite Creek- 5,765
- Sunrise Camp- 6,245
- *White River Campground- 4,280 feet
- Summerland- 5,940 feet
- Indian Bar- 5,120 feet
- Nickel Creek- 3,385 feet
- Maple Creek- 2,815 feet
- Paradise River- 3,805 feet
- *Cougar Rock Campground- 3,180 feet
* denotes non-wilderness campground
For the hike, we planned our route based on distance, as well as our own personal abilities in hiking. Since we are in hiking shape, this is how our trip itinerary turned out for campgrounds:Day 1 - We'll leave the Mowich Lake Trailhead and set up camp at Carbon River Camp. Distance- 9 miles.
Day 2- Carbon River Camp to Granite Creek Camp. Distance- 9 miles.
Day 3- Granite Creek Camp to White River Camp. Distance- 9 miles.
Day 4- White River Camp to Indian Bar Camp. Distance- 9 miles.
Day 5- Indian Bar Camp to Maple Creek Camp. Distance- 13 miles.
Day 6- Maple Creek Camp to Pyramid Creek Camp. Distance- 14 miles.
Day 7- Pyramid Creek Camp to South Puyallup River Camp. Distance- 8 miles.
Day 8- South Puyallup River Camp to Golden Lakes Camp. Distance- 12 miles.
Day 9- Golden Lakes Camp to South Mowich River Camp. Distance- 7 miles
Day 10- South Mowich River Camp to Mowich Lake Trailheads. Distance- 3 miles
Total is 93 miles. Man am I excited.
Check back in tomorrow for another preview of the Wonderland Trail, with the gear to pack on the trip.
July 19, 2010
Mount Rainier Wonderland Trail Preview 1

Thursday the Northern Rangers will set off on our great adventure of 2010, the Wonderland Trail.
Our trip will last from July 22 - August 1. Each day this week, I'll be previewing the Wonderland Trail in preparing the readers for our trip.
On Thursday we'll head up to Mowich Lake and camp. Getting up early on Friday we'll hit the trail.
(And you can bet that there will be some great Northern Rangers videos when we get back)
June 25, 2010
Backpacking Middle Fork of Snoqualmie
Hope you enjoy the newest video!
May 26, 2010
Wonderland Trail Permits
Mainly to help get us prepared for the Wonderland Trail.

That's right, Jeff and I got our permits.
I am pretty excited as this is not the easiest permit to obtain. We planned our route and sent in the application on March 15. That is the first day you could send them in. The rangers started reviewing the applications and granting permits to hikers on April 1. The trail is red line in the picture above.
And I'm so happy that we got our permit.
Here's what our trip looks like:
July 22- Mowich Lake Camp
July 23- Carbon River Camp
July 24- Granite Creek Camp
July 25- White River Camp
July 26- Indian Bar Camp
July 27- Maple Creek Camp
July 28- Pyramid Creek Camp
July 29- So. Puyallup River Camp
July 30- Golden Lakes Camp
July 31- So. Mowich River Camp
Aug 1-Mowich Lake Trailhead and out of the wild.
Check out a profile map of the trial here.
The map shows all of the elevation gains along the trail. It certainly isn't flat. That's why we have been training.
Here's what Mount Rainier National Park says about the trail:
The Wonderland Trail is 93 miles (150kms) long and encircles Mt. Rainier. It is a strenuous hike with lots of elevation gain and loss, through lowland forests and valleys and into high alpine and sub-alpine areas.
Perhaps the biggest aspect in planning to hike the Wonderland Trail is you knowing your hiking skills, abilities and habits. Rangers cannot tell you that. Nobody knows your skill level better than you. This is important when laying the foundation for your trip... selecting the proper distance between campsites.
Do you live and hike primarily in mountainous terrain and climates, or lower elevation areas? Hiking on flat terrain for 93 miles is far easier than having to climb up three thousand feet with a full pack day, after day, after day. This sounds like something that should not have to be stated, but we often see hikers going beyond their skill level. This usually leads to injury, illness, misery and an early end to a long-planned trip.
Oh, and we'll be documenting our whole trip with videos. So keep watching for those.
Hopefully we'll have better weather than last year. Fingers crossed.
January 22, 2010
Enchantment Lakes new permit deadline
Enchantment Lakes.
I first heard about Enchantment Lakes last year in an article in one of the outdoor magazines that I get. And I knew that one day I had to visit this place.
And I'm thinking the Northern Rangers will head out there in 2011.
But if you want to hit the trail and take in the views of the Alpine Lakes Wilderness in 2010, then you better take notice as the deadline for applying for a permit has been moved up to February 1-8.
The cost for a permit is $5 a day per person. Head over to the Forest Service's Web site for more information and to download the application forms.
Now, since I've never been to Enchantment Lakes (not yet anyway) here's a little bit about the area from the Washington Trails Association:
The Enchantment Lakes is a high alpine basin full of lakes, larch, mountain goats, and fantastically stark granite that is considered by many to be the best hike in the state. Options abound - plenty of places to camp, side trails, summits, and more.
And if you're thinking about heading up there without a permit better think again. Rangers hike the trails during the busiest months of the season and those hikers caught without a permit will be asked to leave and given a $125 fine.
The area is also given a difficult rating so make sure you come prepared. That means being in shape and also carrying the proper gear. This is the mountains after all. A sunny summer day can turn to cold and snow very quickly. Come prepared to stay safe.
(This is from Just Northwest)
January 7, 2010
Outdoor goals for 2010

My blogging friend Paul, over at Washington Adventures, had a great post the other day called adventure goals, dreams, plans for 2010.
In this post Paul listed a few of his goals for the year.
And that got me thinking, what are my outdoor goals for this year?
My big goal is to complete the Wonderland Trail this summer. But besides that, here's some of my list broken into groups:
Backpacking
- Complete the entire Wonderland Trail
- Complete 3 weekend trips prior to the Wonderland Trail
Hiking
- Go on a longer hike at least once a month
- Hike one day each week after work
Bicycling
- Mountain bike more
- Mountain bike at Galbraith Mountain
- Commute to work at least 3 days a week, each week
- Buy a kayak (I've always just used one of my dads)
- Make one trip a month even if it's just a day trip
Other (I'm going to Hawaii in September)
- Learn to surf
- Hike to lava flows
- Snorkel
- Kayak in Hawaii
- Take in a University of Hawaii football game (Hey, it's outside)
Oh, and of course film all of this for more Northern Ranger adventures!
Alright, well there is some of my list of things to do. I have many more, but don't want to ramble on. What's your goals for this new year? Hope you have your list made and can start checking items off.
(This is from Just Northwest)
August 15, 2009
Northern Rangers: The Ape Caves
One of the attractions of the active volcano is the Ape Caves.
Facts about the Ape Caves
- This cave is the longest continuous lava tube in the continental United States.
- There are two different routes to explore. The upper cave and the lower cave.
- The lower cave is an easy hike and about 3/4 of a mile long.
- The upper cave is about 1 1/2 miles long.
- The upper cave also includes obstacles and is much more difficult.
- From Interstate 5 take Exit 21, the Woodland Exit
- Travel east on Highway 503 and USFS Road 90 for about 36 miles
- Turn left onto USFS Road 83 and proceed another 2 miles to the junction of USFS Roads 83 and 8303.
- Turn left onto USFS Road 8303 and proceed about 1 mile to the parking lot of lower entrance to Ape Caves
One thing we did notice about the caves was the amount of garbage in them. Please, if you do the hike, don't litter. If you pack it in, pack it out. It's that simple.
August 10, 2009
The Wonderland Trail: Day 3

The Northern Rangers will be taking off from Sunrise and heading to Summerland.
We'll start at 6,245 feet at the Sunrise camp and head down for about six miles to 3,800 feet, and the base of Goat Mountain. We then promptly begin climbing again.
This time we'll the last five miles to Summerland upward and end at an elevation of 5,940 feet.
Start: Sunrise
End: Summerland Camp
Distance today: 11 miles
Total distance: 32 miles
August 9, 2009
The Wonderland Trail: Day 2

Today the Northern Rangers leave Dick Creek at 4,185 feet in elevation and head up to 6,000 feet before dropping down to 4,800 feet.
We promptly will be climbing up 6,400 feet before descending to Sunrise Camp.
Sunrise Camp is located next to Shadow Lake. And if you watched my previous video when we hiked around Sunrise last weekend, then you've seen the area.
There definitely will be a lot of people around here.
Start: Dick Creek Camp
End: Sunrise Camp
Distance today: 12 miles
Total distance: 21 miles
August 8, 2009
The Wonderland Trail: Day 1

Today the Northern Rangers will be hitting the trail bright and early. We have a nine mile day in store for us.
We entered the Wonderland Trail at the Mowich Lake Trailhead and are heading to Dick Creek Camp.
Mowich Lake is an elevation of 4,949 feet. From there we'll climb to about 5,300 feet before dropping down at a fast rate to 2,120 feet. We'll then head back up to Dick Creek at 4,185 feet.
Dick Creek Camp sits above the Carbon Glacier.
Start: Mowich Lake Trailhead
End: Dick Creek Camp
Distance today: 9 miles
Total distance: 9 miles
August 5, 2009
Wonderland Trail around Mount Rainier Preview 3
It's time for preview number three of the Wonderland Trail.
The Northern Rangers take off on our great Wonderland Trail adventure, on Friday, August 7.
The last two days I've previewed the history and facts about the Wonderland Trail and about wilderness permits and campgrounds on the trail.
Today I'll cover the gear that we'll be packing on the trip.
Gear for the trip
Like any mountain, the weather on Mount Rainier can change very quickly. And storms are a normal occurrence. Because of this, we have to plan ahead and use the Boy Scout motto. Be Prepared.
Here's what we will be bringing on the trip:
BACKPACK
- 1 backpack
- 1 backpack rain cover
- 2 long sleeved shirts (synthetic, polyester material)
- 1 pair of hiking pants (Bear Grylls style)
- 1 pair of hiking shorts
- 3 pairs of underwear
- 4 pairs of smart wool socks
- 3 pairs of liner socks
- 1 pair of hiking boots (pre-broken in)
- 1 pair of sandals (or camp shoes)
- 1 brimmed hat
- 1 fleece
- 1 raincoat
- 1 stocking hat
- fleece gloves
- 1 pocket knife
- 1 first aid kit
- 1 stainless steel water bottle
- 1 headlamp (spare battery)
- 1 compass
- emergency blanket
- 1 canister bear spray
- trekking polls
- map
- small journal and pencil
- wallet-sized waterproof container (put in cash, credit card and photo ID)
- 1 roll duct tape
- 1 camp stove
- gas for stove
- waterproof matches
- food (enough for trip, plus two emergency meals)
- water filter
- 1 heavy duty plastic spork
- snacks
- Gatorade powder
- 1 cooking pot
- 1 tent (mine is REI quarter-dome three backpacking tent)
- 1 sleeping bag (temperature according to area)
- 1 sleeping pad (foam inside for insulation)
- 1 tarp
- 1 travel pillow
- 1 tube toothpaste
- 1 toothbrush
- 1 roll toilet paper
- 1 stick deodorant
- 1 container dental floss
- 1 bottle fashwash
- hand sanitizer
- quick-dry towel
- 1 bottle sunscreen
- 1 bug spray
May 22, 2009
Memorial Day weekend in Washington
This weekend is Memorial Day. That means an extra day of freedom. What are you're plans?Well, if you're a last minute decider, I ran the numbers, Googled the results, and added my own bias into the mix and in no paticular order, here are the JustSON Top 10 Washington state destinations for the extended weekend.
1. Paradise, WA - Nothing beats Mount Rainier in my opinion. And for a long time I wanted to be a park ranger. Still might try it if this writing thing never pans out. I haven't been up to Paradise since they opened the new vistor's center. If you live in the area, and have never been up to the mountain, you're missing out on a lot.
2. Cougar, WA - Explore Mount St. Helens. There are a ton of great stuff around the area to discover, from the visitor center to the ape caves to the lava canyon.
3. Anacortes, WA - Ferry to the San Juan Islands and you won't be disappointed. This is a great trip with plenty to see. Some of the highlights include: ferry ride, scenic views, great dining, whale watching, histroic landmarks, Mount Constitution, and sea life.
4. Mazama, WA - Take a drive in the North Cascades. This 132 mile drive throught the Cascades Mountains allows breath taking views of high mountain peaks, deep valleys, waterfalls, rivers and dams. Also, get out and go for a hike in the area.
5. Seattle, WA - If you're more a one-day event person, why not hit up the city? Go to the zoo, the shops, Pikes Place Market, enjoy lunch on the waterfront, catch a Mariners game or a trip up the Space Needle.
6. Snoqualmie, WA - The Snoqualmie Falls provides a great backdrop for pictures and you could eat lunch at the lodge. Or, if you're rich, stay there. There are tons of hiking trails around the area and lots of campgrounds. Take a trip up Mount Si in nearby North Bend, or if shopping is more your thing, then check out the North Bend Outlet Mall. Also, if you like to hit the slots, you can head over to the new Snoqualmie Casino.
7. Port Angeles, WA - The Olympic National Park offers a huge range of items. This area can be explored by bike, car, foot, trail, path, kayak, canoe or even motor boat. There is so much to do here.
8. Lake Chelan, WA - The home Web site of the lake promotes 101 things to do while visiting. On this list is wineries, boating, golfing, river rafting, music, fishing, need I go on. This is one awesome place to visit.
9. Long Beach, WA - Beach. Right there. All you need to know.
10. Leavenworth, WA - Tucked in the mountains is a great little town called Levenworth. Thjs town is rich in history and caters to tourists.
Honorable mention - Brandon's house, Spokane, WA - Joking aside, Spokane is a great place to go for a weekend. The mountains are close by, golfing is all around, Spokies provide excellent entertainment and Coeur d'Alene, Idaho is just down the road.
Close call - Pullman, WA. Hanging out with Ryan Leaf. Wait, this is the BEST places to visit for the long weekend. Scratch that. I vote we just give the Pullman area to Idaho.
May 14, 2009
The tale of the Crazy Lady

There are many things that go bump in the night. And living in Washington, there is good reason to be scared when you're young and camping in the woods. You never know what might be out there. A wolf, a bear, big foot or even worse....the crazy lady.
In order for you to understand the tale of the crazy lady, I must first explain the setting. Please note that this is a true story. We were four 12 year old boy scouts, myself, my best buddy Alex, Scoot (that wasn't his real name, but that's a whole other story) and Evan Wortman, or EW. We were backpacking from Chinook Pass to White Pass. Joining us was our scoutmaster, Scoutmaster Ratchet and my brother Cooper.
"How long have we been out here?" Scoot asks as we plod along the trail.
"It's been four days," EW replies.
"Wow, four days without TV. That's got to be some sorta' record!" Scoot yells excited.
"I once read a book about how there are these people that live outside and never watch TV," EW tells us.
"Yeah," Alex says, "they're called bums."
"No seriously!" Ew exclaims. "It was amazing!"
"I find it more amazing that you read a book," I add.
EW glances my way and goes to give me a shove. I step back and he looses his footing. Before he can catch himself, the weight of his backpack causes him to fall on his back. He's high-centered and failing about like a....
"TURTLE!" Alex yells.
In backpacking there are two terms for when a backpacker falls. One is ostrich. For this the backpacker looses his footing and falls forward, often smacking his forehead on the ground in front of him. Thus, the ostrich. The second is when a backpacker falls backward and the weight of his pack carries him until he is stuck on his back, legs flailing about trying to get up. And thus, the turtle.
"Oh man!" Scoot shouts. "That was awesome!"
"I don't think it was awesome," EW squeaks as we help him up.
"Hilarious," Alex says as we continue hiking down the trail.
We weren't sure how we had put distance between ourselves and Scoutmaster Ratchet and Cooper. So we decided that maybe we should wait up.
"There is a lake not too far ahead," Alex says while reading the map.
"We can wait for them there," Scoot adds.
A little ways down the trail we found the lake. And it was certainly nothing to brag about. Muck and algae covered the outer edges and mosquitoes created a black cloud around the lake.
"I sure hope they aren't far behind," Alex says and swats a mosquito on his arm.
"Yeah, the water is gross and the bugs are awful!" EW shouts. "Could this lake get any worse?"
As if on cue from that comment "she" came around the corner. A stout, middle-aged woman with curly hair and dark sunglasses. Now that appearance alone wasn't enough to catch our attention, but rather what she was doing. She had her backpack on, and we could tell it was heavy, and in each hand, was a bulging suitcase.
"Excuse me boys!" the woman yells glancing about the four of us. "Where is the drinking fountain!?!"
"Ummm... seeing as how we are about 16 miles from the closest trail head, there isn't one," I tell her.
"WHAT!?! Well then where do I drink water?!?!" She yells.
"We get our water from the lake," Scoot says timidly.
"Lake? Where's the lake?" She asks.
"Right there," EW says pointing to his left. "We're standing right next to it."
"Great! I love water!!!" She yells.
Droping her suitcases and backpack, she heads to the water.
"Did you notice the suitcases?" Scoot asks.
"Yes," I reply. "Something is not right with that lady."
"A crazy lady," Alex whispers.
"Do you think she has a filter?" EW asks.
"Probably not, let's go check," I say.
"What do you think are in the suitcases?" Scoot asks as we head toward the lady.
"Probably clothes," Alex replys. "Or human heads."
"Or birdseed," I add.
"Birdseed?" the other three exclaim.
"Well, you've seen her, would you put it past her?" I ask.
"No, I guess you are right," Scoot says under his breath.
In front of us is the woman, or rather the crazy lady. She is up to her armpits in almost the middle lake, filling up a water bottle.
"Do you have a filter?" Alex shouts to her.
"A filter!?!" She yells. "What would I need one of those for?!?!"
"Because the water is not healthy to drink," Alex yells back.
"Nope!" She screams. "Ain't got one of those!"
"She's got a full backpack and two suitcases, but no filter," EW whispers to us. "Maybe she is crazy."
"Well you can't drink that water!" I yell to her. "Come back out and we'll give you some of our good water!"
She waddles up out of the lake and heads back to camp with us. After we've filled her water bottle with clean water, she sips at it and starts asking us questions.
"Did you boys ride horses in?" She asks.
"No, we hiked," I say.
"Oh," she replys. "I saw a lot of horse prints on the trail. Did you ride elk in?"
"No elk," I say. "We hiked in."
"Oh," she says. "Cause I saw a lot of elk prints on the trail too. Have you ever ridden an elk?"
"Can't say that I have. Have you?"
"No, always wanted too. But just never had the time to learn. Are you lost?"
"No, we know right where we are. We have a map. I'm beginning to think you're lost though."
"A map! You have a map! Can I look at it?"
"Sure," I say and go to grab the map.
As I open it she stares down in anticipation. I show her the trail and where we currently were at.
"And where is Utah?" She asks.
"Well, this is only a map of this trail, so Utah is not on it," I say.
"Have you ever been to Utah?"
"Yes I have."
"I am thinking about hiking there."
"Well good luck."
"Can I have your map to get there?"
"Well, it won't help you get there. But sure. We have a spare."
She grasps the map like I just gave her gold.
Moments later Cooper and Scoutmaster Ratchet show up. We grab our backpacks and start heading for the trail.
"It was nice to meet you," I say to the crazy lady. "We're leaving now. Have a good hike and remember, don't drink the water unpurified."
"I'm hiking to Utah!" She screams. She runs to her gear, throws her backpack on, picks up her suitcases and runs off into the bushes, then pops back out. Looks back at us and runs off down the trail.
"What was that all about?" Scoutmaster Ratchet asks looking at us in disbelief.
"It's a very long story," Alex replys. "But let's start hiking. Thankgoodness we're heading the other way from that lady. And let's pick up the pace a bit."
"What if she follows us?" Scoot asks.
"She won't," EW says. "She's hiking to Utah."
We all share a quick, almost nervous laugh and exchange glances.
As we start heading down the trail Scoot hollars.
"Wait! Wait!"
We all turn around expecting to be staring at the crazy lady again.
"We forgot to get our elk to ride out," he says with a big grin.
This time the laughs were real as we started back on our way.
May 6, 2009
How to camp in the rain
But a little rain doesn't have to ruin your weekend.
Here's the JustSON Top Ten things to do while camping in the rain:
10. Jump in puddles.
9. Chase ducks. Ducks love the rain. Ducks do not like be chased though.
8. Time how long your tent stays waterproof.
7. Bandage your duck bites. As I said, ducks do not like to be chased.
6. Continuously annoy the rest of camp with phrases like, "I'm melting!" or "Rust forms from water!"
5. If it's too rainy, or if those ducks are still chasing you, you can hide in a Honeybucket.
4. Sit in your wet sleeping bag and cry because your cheap tent proved to only be waterproof for only 15 minutes.
3. Put up a blue tarp over the camp. Stare up at it and pretend it's blue sky.
2. Try to count the rain drops as they hit your tent.
1. Say, "Heck with it. I'm from Washington. This is great weather." And go for a hike.