This question was posed in Bill Simmons' mailbag on ESPN.com. This has to go in some file as all-time funniest mailbag emails from readers, and the best part is, this comes from Seattle, Wash.
Q: My freshman year of college, my roomate had this old girlfriend coming to see him. He went on and on for weeks about how hot she was and all the great sex they were gonna have. Then she showed up, had just gotten out of a back brace due to a car accident and had gained an honest no BS 50lbs. Having no real out, he got drunk and slept with her anyway and then spent the rest of the year defending it. The point is, I had forgotten all about this years ago and then suddenly Dumars resigned Ben Wallace, and it all came flooding back.
-- Mark, Seattle, Wash.
This does bring up some interesting questions about human nature. I mean guys will sleep with just about anybody, regardless of the ramifications and medical "issues." But I'm not going to be one to judge, I do have a question for all guys out there though...
If the girl was at one time hot, but is no longer hot when you sleep with her, have you slept with somebody that was hot?
(And for you out there that think this question is a little too adult, mainly my parents and relatives, keep in mind that this is just in good fun, I'm not actually advocating random hookups. It's JustSON! Where we talking about Casey's fiancee farting and random hookups with ugly girls. Enjoy!)
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August 31, 2009
May 2, 2009
JustSON Question: Is Tropicana Field the new cathedral for baseball?

Going from grass to turf has to be tough and unnatural. I would have to imagine that with the stadium being so... different (read... craptastic)... from other ballparks, wouldn't the warehouse-ish Tropicana Field lend a certain aura of home field advantage?
Do the Tampa Bay Rays now have a better homefield advantage than the New York Yankees?
(and I'm not talking fans as I'm pretty sure more Red Sox fans show up to Rays games than actual Rays fans.)
February 23, 2009
JustSoN Question: Favorite camping season
Thanks to my hike today in the rain, I decided it was about time that we brought back the Just South of North Question of the Day. So what do you say? Want to answer this one:
What is your favorite season to go camping?
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January 26, 2009
JustSoN Question: Dreams
Watch the video below.
And that makes the JustSoN Question of the Day: What do you dream about? Either daydream or at night.
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January 20, 2009
JustSoN Question: Inauguration Day
Today was a historical day for the United States of America.
Which makes today's JustSon Question of the Day: If you were in Barack Obama's shoes, as the new President of the USA, what would you do your first day in office?
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January 13, 2009
JustSoN Quesiton: Who's Better?
Today's question starts our weekly segment on Just South of North of "WHO'S BETTER?"
So the JustSoN Question of the day is: Who's better, Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler?
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January 12, 2009
JustSoN Quesiton: Boy Bands
It seems you can't turn on a television without having some shot of the Jonas Brothers. Now I know that they may be a favorite of Brandon's, but for me, not so much.
Which leads me to the JustSoN Question of the Day: Who do you consider the worst boy band of ALL time?
(and yes, it seems Boy Bands have been around since the beginning of time)
January 11, 2009
JustSoN Quesiton: TV Show
The winter hiatus for TV shows is now over, and all the shows are coming back new.
So the JustSoN Question of the Day is: What show are you most excited for coming back?
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January 7, 2009
JustSoN Question: Favorite Animal
Well, the rain is here. At least in Western Washington. So much so that I think it may come down for 40 days and 40 nights.
Which leads me to the JustSoN Question of Day: What is your favorite animal?
Cause Noah couldn't pick a favorite.
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January 5, 2009
JustSoN Question: New Pepsi Logo
Pepsi Cola has changed the logos of all their sodas.
The JustSoN Question of the Day is: What do you think of the new logos?
To view the new logos, CLICK HERE.
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January 1, 2009
JustSoN Question: Big Travel Plans
It's now 2009. A whole new year.
That makes the JustSoN Question of the Day: What are your big travel plans for 2009? Any big trips in the works?
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December 29, 2008
JustSoN Question: New Year!
It is almost January 1.
And that means the JustSoN Question of the Day is: What is your New Years resolution?
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December 24, 2008
JustSoN Question: Christmas!
Which makes the JustSoN Question of the Day: What is your favorite part of Christmas?
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December 22, 2008
JustSoN Question: Favorite Location
As more snow is getting ready to fall in Washington, it sure would be nice to be someplace warm.
The JustSoN Question of the Day is: Where would you like to go on vacation right now?
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December 21, 2008
JustSoN Question: Christmas Movies
I currently am enjoying the sounds of Chevy Chase in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
The JustSoN Question of the Day is: What is your favorite Christmas movie?
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December 19, 2008
Introducing the JustSoN Question of the Day
Today we would like to thank Anna for the custom graphic for the section, as well as the new banner.
So tune in, look for our logo, and answer the question.
We hope you enjoy the new addition, and keep an eye on JustSoN, as the site continues to grow each week.
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JustSoN Question: Star Wars
It's pretty obvious which Star Wars character Brandon is fond of.
So the JustSoN question of the day is: Who was your favorite Star Wars character?
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December 18, 2008
Question of the Day: What natural disaster would you rather experience?

But enough about my Davy Crockett impression, the question of the day is... What natural disaster would you rather experience?
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December 17, 2008
JustSoN Question: Washington Person of the Year

Read the post below this.
Today's JustSoN question of the day is: Who would you like to see for Washington's Person of the Year?
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December 16, 2008
JustSoN Question: Christmas Trees

Real Christmas Trees offer the smell of the woods for the whole season.
Artificial Christmas Trees are less maintenance, and aren't a threat to burn down.
Today's JustSoN question of the day is: Do you have a real or artificial Christmas Tree? And why did you go that way?
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